A friend of mine tried to kill me the other day by trying to get this THOT to suck on my balls. He told her that I needed it and she said "I don't do that." He ignored her claim of innocence and stipulated that she must remove her tongue piercing. She exclaimed "but that's what makes it feel better!" Bitch, I thought you didn't suck balls! I declined for fear of a Heart attack and/or some nasty mouth to ballsack disease transmission. He also dared me to post this.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
An open letter to the Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored
An open letter to the Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored
Dear Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored:
I'm sorry that I was too dim witted to realize that when you stopped directly in front of me as you and your friend were passing through that you were not being rude and that you were flirting with me. I'm also sorry that I didn't realize that it was not an accident that you were dancing in front of me for what I realize now was about an hour and I did not respond. I am dumb in that area and I would not have known what you were doing unless you had stripped naked and held a sign in front of my face saying that this was for me. I apologize and hope that I did not offend you with my lack of interest. If I see you again I will be happy to oblige you.
Signed,
Dim Witted guy that was tired from Dialysis and too dumb to realize you were carrying that sign.
Dear Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored:
I'm sorry that I was too dim witted to realize that when you stopped directly in front of me as you and your friend were passing through that you were not being rude and that you were flirting with me. I'm also sorry that I didn't realize that it was not an accident that you were dancing in front of me for what I realize now was about an hour and I did not respond. I am dumb in that area and I would not have known what you were doing unless you had stripped naked and held a sign in front of my face saying that this was for me. I apologize and hope that I did not offend you with my lack of interest. If I see you again I will be happy to oblige you.
Signed,
Dim Witted guy that was tired from Dialysis and too dumb to realize you were carrying that sign.
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| Me in the red House Head shirt. Said girl not pictured. |
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