Red Light and Speed Cameras

For those of you that do not live in the Chicagoland area, the city has recently put up a ton of speed cameras and they have had the Red Light cameras for years.  What angers me is that no one has protested the reasoning behind these red light and speed cameras. I thought you put them up to keep people from speeding and to promote safety for pedestrians and motorists alike but you are telling me you get mad because people slow down and don't run lights and the cameras are not generating the revenue you thought they would. Does that mean you don't give a shit about my safety and you WANT me to speed or run lights so you can take ,money from me?  Well, Mr. Mayor?  I'm waiting...

I think I just invented a new recreational drug.

I snuck some of my niece's apple juice to take my pills with and I told her about it. She said, "what juice?" I said, "the apple juice in the fridge." She was like, "man, that juice is old! You bought that juice for me like weeks ago! It's probably not even juice anymore." I was like, "that juice is still good!' So I went back to drink the rest since she didn't want it anymore but when I tasted it again I noticed it had a little kick to it and realized that it had partially fermented. Dammit!! I took my meds with it earlier, although it was just a swallow, but I've been acting silly ever since. Ooops. I think I may be drunk.

The problem in the Black Community

I have a problem with the Black Community. I saw that the future was being systematically erased in front of my very eyes some decades back and no one blinked or thought twice about it. Now we are all living with the results and all I have ever seen with the process is that our people get together (if they even do that) and complain about the symptoms or the results and never discuss the cures or solutions. It is not as simple as "give us jobs and things will get better" because the ones that are causing all the problems prey on the people who have the ambition to try to better their situations. The gangbanging thug and the drug dealing punk used to be the exception but now it seems to be the reality and the rule while the smart, ambitious student has become the rarity.

They (The MAN. The Powers that be. The Establishment.) started with elimination of Humanity courses in High Schools (the courses that would make you a "well rounded student" because they felt that the money could be spent elsewhere. It is being spent elsewhere like Police tanks and Link cards.) and ended with the elimination of the Trade courses. You may not realize that these were key things to our people but they were. Humanity courses are things Art and Music. How is that important? All of the people you admire in today's society had these courses when they were young and used those to advance into the Music and Film Industries. The Trade courses (Wood shop, Metal shop, Etc.) were for those who wanted to work with their hands (the Craftsmen) but this was the destruction of the Middle Class and a way to keep the Middle Class from advancing anyone into the Upper Class. The first thing that is asked of you when you attempt to advance is "what did you do in High School?" They check to see if you were in any clubs or extra curricular activities. That means "did you do anything outside of what you were required to do?" This is a form of controlling who goes further if you didn't know. They ask this when you apply for College and when you apply for a job. They also make it so that you can only keep a job for no more than 3 years. Most people have great resumes where they have worked at many jobs for about three years each. That is because unless you have moved up the ladder they want you gone before you start making more money than you are worth to the company. It keeps cost down because after three years you are vested in the company and they have to give you the money they said they would in the 401 K agreement. If they can fire you prior to that they get to keep that money plus they are playing the odds that you will not get sick or need your health insurance in that time so they won't have to pay out any of that money which would make the health insurance go up. They also hope that they don't have to increase your pay too much during that time as well.

So many people want to hold onto the notion that High School is enough for most people. It is not. Even if you take a few courses and just START college that is enough to put you ahead of every other person that applies for a job. Learn a trade. Ask a local craftsman if he of she is taking an apprentice. Knowledge is what will turn this around. Even the thugs learn how to thug from someone but most important is to pass real knowledge on to someone if your child does not want to learn it. Just make sure it doesn't die with you.

The other day a guy came in to the shop where I work and attempted to sell me a bag of assorted deodorant sticks he had stolen from a local store. I said no thanks and I was a bit perturbed about it. A guy in the shop said "you can't knock that man's hustle" and I stopped him and said "that was not a hustle. That was a guy that stole something and attempted to sell it to me. A hustle is the sock guy or the hand towel guy. Those guys eventually make enough to open stores. That guy will continue to shoplift as long as people buy the stuff he steals." The guy felt that I was wrong in my assessment but I stand by that statement. That guy will never change that pattern because he has grown into it and the people that buy those items are enablers. People at one point in time would steal the aluminum siding off of your house because they could sell it to the metal recyclers. They stopped that by refusing to buy aluminum siding so the thieves stopped taking it because it no longer held value. They know how to stop things when it affects the wrong part of society.

As for the problem, the solution to that problem is to educate the coming generations. Sit down with your kids and plan out the classes. Add extra classes if they are available like Home Economics, Typing, Wood shop, Metal Shop and Band. My mother forced me to take ROTC, Band and Typing in High School. I didn't need Home Economics because I already knew how to cook and clean due to her insistence. She also gave me a sewing machine when I was young and encouraged me to draw at every opportunity. These are the things that kept me from being a drug dealer because I saw that there were other means for me to "hustle" that kept me on this side of the law. Everything she made me learn I now use in some manner of form and it has kept me free of the law and fed me for decades. Also, stop buying things off the street that you know were stolen. The only way to keep people from stealing is to take away the value of it. AND stop "Shaking you r heads" on Facebook. You are not changing anything by forwarding the coonery and buffoonery in these videos and then commenting how you do not approve of the behavior. Of course you approve because you continue to perpetuate the behavior by forwarding it to your friends. We can turn this around in less than a generation if we really wanted to do just that.

A double dog dare

A friend of mine tried to kill me the other day by trying to get this THOT to suck on my balls. He told her that I needed it and she said "I don't do that." He ignored her claim of innocence and stipulated that she must remove her tongue piercing. She exclaimed "but that's what makes it feel better!" Bitch, I thought you didn't suck balls! I declined for fear of a Heart attack and/or some nasty mouth to ballsack disease transmission. He also dared me to post this.

An open letter to the Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored

An open letter to the Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored

Dear Girl at the Chosen Few Picnic I inadvertently ignored:

I'm sorry that I was too dim witted to realize that when you stopped directly in front of me as you and your friend were passing through that you were not being rude and that you were flirting with me. I'm also sorry that I didn't realize that it was not an accident that you were dancing in front of me for what I realize now was about an hour and I did not respond. I am dumb in that area and I would not have known what you were doing unless you had stripped naked and held a sign in front of my face saying that this was for me. I apologize and hope that I did not offend you with my lack of interest. If I see you again I will be happy to oblige you.

Signed,

Dim Witted guy that was tired from Dialysis and too dumb to realize you were carrying that sign.

Me in the red House Head shirt.  Said girl not pictured.

Sex

Confession: I was a virgin until I was 21. At that time I was de-virginated by a nympho. After that I thought all women were voracious as It seemed that I was immersed in a constant deluge of vagina. For some reason the women smelled the virgin-ism on me and took it upon themselves to un-virgin me. Of course I wasn't going to tell them otherwise and rode that pony until the legs fell off. By the time the women figured that out I was a manslut.

Education is ruining my entertainment

Education is ruining my entertainment.  Have you ever watched a movie or TV show and felt that you were thoroughly entertained only to learn more about the subject and find that the entertainment was full of misinformation?  I was watching a favorite movie of mine recently when I realized that the scenario I just viewed was implausible.  The movie was Demolition Man with Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone.  The scene was a confrontation between Snipes' character and Stallone's where Snipes dared Stallone to come closer as he held a lit blow torch  over a floor covered in gasoline.  When I first saw this I thought it was very intense as a kid.  When I viewed it as an adult with slightly more than a cursory knowledge of gasoline I realized that the fumes would have ignited that close to a flame source and that the scene was total bullshit.  I'm sure when the stunt coordinator set up the scene he told the director that, along with the danger of asphyxiation, there was a danger of explosion if real gas was used and they substituted water for the scene.  At what point did the director say that the general public wasn't smart enough to pick up on that fact?

In general, most factual goofs in movies are due to the writer(s) lack of information.  This usually occurs in scenes involving military, medical or science scenarios.  There is usually an advisor on set to make sure it looks and seems real but they sometimes skimp on the experts and get people who are less qualified.  Sometimes in military movies they get a low ranking NCO (Non-commissioned Officer) and get the Officer info mixed up.  It happens all the time.  You would never see some of the things the movies portray in real life but it looks good for Hollywood.  Well, I say somebody needs to get their act together because all these facts are messing up my favorite movies.

Poetry slammed

So I went to a party last night for my group but prior to the party the venue had a poetry slam.  All the women who performed had coherent poems with messages and feeling.  However, most of the men had violent words with bad intentions.  There was one young guy there that was truly inspired and performed admirably.  He was the only one that did.  I don't understand how the women spoke of love, lust, peace and admirable causes while the men spoke of violence and bad intentions.  Maybe I missed something at the last man meeting.

Neighborhood Guys

When I was growing up there were always certain types of guys that hung out in our crew. Usually there was one per type per crew and he was that guy you hated.

The "Good Hair" Guy. He had that long, flowing, silky hair that was always shiny and all the girls loved his hair.

The "Athlete." This guy was good in any sport involving spectators. As long as there were girls to watch him he would play.

The "Tumbler/Gymnast." He was the guy that could do flips standing in place to impress the girls.

The "Singer." This guy had that silky voice and could sing the panties off.

The "Body." This guy always found a reason to remove his shirt to show off his muscles.

"Mr. Pretty Eyes." This guy had that impossible color combination in his eyes that turned another color when the Sun hit them just right. And the Sun ALWAYS hit them just right.

The "Funny Guy." He kept the girls laughing so he was their favorite. He was usually overweight but cuddly.

The "Artist." He was the guy that always sketched pictures of hearts with the girls' names in them or teddy bear or unicorns, etc.

The "Dancer." This guy can outpop any girl you know and would do it on command. He was a bit suspect until he got into the panties.

"Mr. Deep Voice." His vocal frequency match perfectly with the vibrational frequency of the material that panties are made of. When he spoke the panties would vibrate.

The "Master of the Massage." This guy was also known as "Mr. Fingers" and was the absolute master of massage. He was so good that he could put you to sleep with his technique. If you did manage to fall asleep you would wake up with less clothes than you had on when you started.

"Mr. Suck Up/Brown Nose." Whatever the opinion of the female in the room was became his as well. If a guy was being sexist he would stick up for the women especially if he thought it would get him in good with them.

"Mr. Hugs." He always wants to hug you when he sees you and sometimes he holds on a little "too long."

"Mr. Smell Good." He was the guy that had that cologne you couldn't quite place but ALL the women loved the scent, whatever it was.
 

If you recognize any of these guys then you knew my crew. If you met a guy with two or more of these traits then he is now your baby daddy.

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