Friends and lovers

I hate when you are friends with a couple and they break up. I don't want to have to choose between the two people. I want to stay friends with them both. Do I have to be friends with their new spouses? What happens when THEY break up? Now I'm friends with 50 people. What happens when some of those exes date other exes? Maybe that's when you move to California.

Modern Comedy

There is always that one person at the comedy jammy jam that is not enjoying themselves when the ENTIRE audience is laughing hysterically. The camera always seems to find that one person. Get off my damn TV messing up my comedy high!