Red Light and Speed Cameras

For those of you that do not live in the Chicagoland area, the city has recently put up a ton of speed cameras and they have had the Red Light cameras for years.  What angers me is that no one has protested the reasoning behind these red light and speed cameras. I thought you put them up to keep people from speeding and to promote safety for pedestrians and motorists alike but you are telling me you get mad because people slow down and don't run lights and the cameras are not generating the revenue you thought they would. Does that mean you don't give a shit about my safety and you WANT me to speed or run lights so you can take ,money from me?  Well, Mr. Mayor?  I'm waiting...

I think I just invented a new recreational drug.

I snuck some of my niece's apple juice to take my pills with and I told her about it. She said, "what juice?" I said, "the apple juice in the fridge." She was like, "man, that juice is old! You bought that juice for me like weeks ago! It's probably not even juice anymore." I was like, "that juice is still good!' So I went back to drink the rest since she didn't want it anymore but when I tasted it again I noticed it had a little kick to it and realized that it had partially fermented. Dammit!! I took my meds with it earlier, although it was just a swallow, but I've been acting silly ever since. Ooops. I think I may be drunk.