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Sunday, September 21, 2014

I think I just invented a new recreational drug.

I snuck some of my niece's apple juice to take my pills with and I told her about it. She said, "what juice?" I said, "the apple juice in the fridge." She was like, "man, that juice is old! You bought that juice for me like weeks ago! It's probably not even juice anymore." I was like, "that juice is still good!' So I went back to drink the rest since she didn't want it anymore but when I tasted it again I noticed it had a little kick to it and realized that it had partially fermented. Dammit!! I took my meds with it earlier, although it was just a swallow, but I've been acting silly ever since. Ooops. I think I may be drunk.

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